The musings of a former office worker stuck in his house applying for jobs, when he would rather be out on the water.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Lottery, I WON THE LOTTERY!!

Yea, you heard right. I won the lottery. I'm as shocked as you are. You'll probably see me on the news soon, being interviews with all my winnings. I can't even believed that this happened to me. I hope I can find somewhere to spend all my dough.

Maybe a car?

What about a mansion?

A boat perhaps?

I mean the possibilities are endless. Maybe the yacht and house were a little on the extravagant side. But I won't budge an inch on the car. I mean come on, what is cooler than a 1970 Dodge Charger?

That's right, nothing.

So I'll try to be responsible, I'll try to spend my money on the right stuff. Maybe I'll even post on thsi blog every once in a while from my huge mansion with my giant yacht and super fast car.

After all, it takes a long time to spend a $5 winning scratch off ticket.


  1. To each his own, but I prefer the Charger.

  2. u should definitely donate some of this huge amount :P..after all this is supposed to be the season of giving.. :P