Important issues are not something I typically discuss on this blog. I think the most important thing I have discussed here was political commercials. Or was it Bulgarian cheese? I don't know, I don't really remember all that well.
This is apparently what Google thinks is an important issue.
Anyway, I'm here to tell you that trend isn't about to change. Which is why today's topic will be about something fun and lighthearted.
Last night, my family and I ordered pizza from Dominos. It wasn't all that bad, especially since we had a coupon for buy one, get one free. It was about as good as could be expected, I suppose. I really have no complaints. By the way, if you are reading this, and reall just want some cheap pizza, the online order code for the Dominos coupon is EBE-BPP. just saying. It's for two large pizzas.
Anyway, normally when my family eats pizza, we make our own. It is a family affair, we all kick in and help make the pizza. Our pizza looks something like this.
Which makes Dominos, no matter how perfectly cooked, look something like this.
No offense Dominos, you just can't live up to the pizza we make at home.
Anyway, as good as the pizza was last night, I still couldn't help but wish for a little bit of homemade pizza. I guess you can't win em all.
So remember, if you want comedy, dating tips, or decorating advice(Tom Cruise in a bathroom), look somewhere else. For important issues, I'm your man.