123 Shipwreck Cove
I be looking fer a job, on yer ship.
I was employed as a quality control expert fer Captain Morgan
I helped deliver barrels o’ rum all over these parts
I was hired as deck hand fer Cap’n Crunch
I hauled in the sails, while Crunch hawked the goods
Captain Morgan- He put a little Captain in me
Admiral Nelson- Taught me to act, even when I hit rock bottom
Cap’n Crunch- taught me how to cook, cut people’s mouths with my cooking.