The musings of a former office worker stuck in his house applying for jobs, when he would rather be out on the water.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Halloween at Work

Halloween at work is going to give me a perfect training ground to try out the new costume. How bad is my pirate accent? How easy is it to use a pirate hook designed for a 12 year old all day. Why doesn't my hat fit? How much duct tape does it take to keep a raven on my shoulder? All these questions are of vital importance, and will be answered today. And as an unemplyed pirate, I must have a resume. I mean, come on, I need a job at some point, maybe a well written resume would help:

Captain Schwarzbeard
123 Shipwreck Cove

I be looking fer a job, on yer ship.

Work Experience

Captain Morgan
I was employed as a quality control expert fer Captain Morgan
I helped deliver barrels o’ rum all over these parts

Cap’n Crunch
I was hired as deck hand fer Cap’n Crunch
I hauled in the sails, while Crunch hawked the goods

Captain Morgan- He put a little Captain in me
Admiral Nelson- Taught me to act, even when I hit rock bottom
Cap’n Crunch- taught me how to cook, cut people’s mouths with my cooking.

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